Airport Conspiracy

so in case u didnt know im a conspiracy theorist......honest. no really, i am. let me explain to u one of my theories. ok so u know how wen yer in the airport and u cant find the stupid sign for the gate? this especially happens at DIA it is soooooo confusing. signs point in the wrong direction or are slightly hidden from view and u have to get on those stupid trams that stop at A, B, C, and Baggage Claim. u end up wandering around the airport in circles looking for that elusive sign to point u in the right direction. i am convinced that this is no accident. too many people get lost in airports and u'd think they'd fix em. but noooooo. they have hidden cameras everywhere, just to watch u make a fool outa yerself by not being able to find where the heck yer sposed to go. "up there he goes again! thats the fifth time he has looked directly at the sign and gone the wrong way. ahahahaha" u know they do it, cuz its wat u would do if u were them.